River @river@fluff.land

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Embrace birb.

Commission by Dupey Draws (@gelo_maee@twitter.com)

#introductions

Hey there. I'm River.

I'm fond of a lot of things, some of my more prevalent likes include Smash Bros, technology, finding new music, action RPGs, and just existing in nature.

I'm also really fond of political theory and have read and researched quite a bit on that front.

I love bringing people together, and have been building and moderating communities for 10 years.

If you ever want to chat with me, send the message without thinking. I love it.

The real biggest issue with Kingdom Hearts is that there's been several remakes and remasters and none of them fixed the derp faces

I described me watching things happen as watching from my perch today without thinking about birb and then I though about birb and smiled.

1. @Liizerd showing her incredible strength by lifting up @sharkNserg

2. Taking sneaky pictures of @Zest and friends through the roof

3. @tiden being everyone's spirit animal

4. The crew after a treasure hunt

Unfortunately my headset died and I wasn't able to say goodbye but got to got to play some fantastic games and have some wonderful cuddles. Really love my friends :)

I am eternally grateful that we managed to nab the fluff.land domain. It brings me joy every time I look at it.

On this week's episode of "neither a dragon nor a kobold but neck deep in the culture" River the birb attempts yet another praise of dragons, let's see what our sorta scaled birb has to say...

"Ahem..." anticipation builds as they approach the mic, overlooking a crowd of dragons and kobolds.

"Dragons... good."
Slow, apprehensive applause builds.
"Dragons... are the GOD DAMN BEST!"
A roar from the audience fills the room.

Next time on, "please stop River" we'll watch as shinies are given

@sharkNserg oh my god the Kiwami 1 reference in the name.

I'm going to need to learn how to use a desktop DAW eventually instead of just using the android version of FL Studio.

Eventually.

Itty bitty tails
Swishy flippy tails
Long n scalie tails

I like the tiny tails, with the small poof
Several fluff tails, with the big floof

I like a flared end, I like a thin line
I don't discriminate, they good any time
From the feather tails, to the leather tails
Keep it swinging tails, you're my favorite tails

I am good birb and give good birb cuddles.

Sake with celery soda is very good and I like it.

The songs "I. Like. Boys. Itty bitty boys. Mississippi boys >" (Lizzo)
And "I. Like. Big girls. Pretty kitty girls. Really witty girls >" (JoCat)

These have been stuck in my head.

I feel like for me personally it's:
"I. Like. a̵͈̞͚͙̪̣̰̻̠͓͚̭͓̝͢͡.͘͜͟͏̛͔̙̺̞a͚̩̖̱͓̹̦̣̣͡.̡̡̡̦͇̩̩a̸̙͍̗̲͎͕͕̙̠̩̣̰̣̠̥̞͢.̺͎̩͈̝̦̤̼̦̝̗̀̕a̛͇̣̝̝̹̬̼̺̖̠͍͟͠.̵̵̢͖͎̭̦͙̳̥̹̖̤̞̤̘̤̬̀ͅá̢̤͉̤̰͈̹͖̜͙̼͚̭̺̖̹̤͇́͟͢.͖̝̣̪͓̖̳̦͝á̢͉͎̰̺͎͇̮͢͠. "

This video has been extremely helpful in fighting personal doubt, and extremely validating to me as an individual. I figure since there's a lot of traumagenic plurals in my bubble I'd share the video: https://youtu.be/AyDpes87_Zg

Avali are both birb and lizard. Their closest equivalent on earth is dromaeosauridae, which were feathered dinosaurs, part of the family of what people know to be raptors. They don't share a ton of the traits of raptors, but enough to be considered part lizard.

They're the wyverns of birbs. The birbs of lizards. And also they're pretty great, not like I'm biased or anything.

Hug your closest avali today :)